Things to bring with you:

• HDK 27 Gallon Tough Tote. All your shit needs to go into one of these except for maybe a bike pump and in my case the extra large condoms - gigidy. This saves a ton of room and makes everyone's lives so much easier. Really, you have no idea. If you don't have one, get one.
  They are apparently available at Home Depot and Costco and are only like $10, so get it taken care of. If you need visuals, see Tony's various posts. No exceptions. If it doesn't fit - it's getting pawned.
• Cash. Have plenty with you because it gets harder to get at your cash the further you go down the rabbit hole. Let's plan on starting with throwing down around $250 at the start for gas and party supplies (RUM PUNCH!!)
• Retro Porno Mags. Look under your dad's mattress and pick the cherries. This is not required, but it will make you a hero.
• Tips from the sexperts: Pack lightly. You will seriously only be wearing your riding gear and one other shirt/shorts - if that. Also we are going to have team shirts, so that's taken care of too.
  Get your extra tubes and sunscreen and shit like that ahead of time.
  Be ready to RAGE!

We will be meeting in the Walmart parking lot in Altoona at noon(?)